Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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