You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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