at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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