You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my sisters under your porch take her home
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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