Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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