she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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