Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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