they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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