I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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