Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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