lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
