omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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