is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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