This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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