S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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