have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
