it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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