We got so high we made milksteak
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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