And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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