bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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