I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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