I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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