Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
