just come out here and I will go home with you...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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