Nicole vs. Life
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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