He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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