You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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