Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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