We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Do plants get herpes?
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