take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
