glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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