i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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