I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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