My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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