Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
