dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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