i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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