Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
