White coat. Heels.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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