omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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