you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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