But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
MIDGETS
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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