Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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