I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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