It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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