WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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