We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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