He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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