It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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