I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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