We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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