Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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