Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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