Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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