we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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